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This is what happens to Estonian thugs that take on Pokerplasm, inc.
From the brilliant mind of @grundy
Looks like Carse sobered up enough to dash off a quickie scouting report. It’s the kind of thing we here at “The tweet Movie Co.” have come to expect from him.
As for typos, well I’m not going to fix them. You can see what we have to deal with. Two words dude SPELL CHECK.
So, here it is in all it’s ummm glory
On location: Kansas
I’ve been out scouting a few locations in Kansas. God talk about a desolated piece of land. I can see why Dorothy hopped a ride on that tornado to the land of Oz. And by hopped a ride on that tornado, I mean took a shit load of acid and tripped her marry little balls off. Oklahoma is full of meth and cows, Kansas is full of meth, cows and wheat fields. Will this place be a good enough for the movie? After buying some meth from some dude (and by buying meth I mean, well fuck it, I mean I bought some meth). Now I’m really speeding, both internally and in the EXT. I take a left at a bunch of cows, pass a scarecrow (fucking pussy crows, scared of nothing), and I come upon this perfect location for the movie.
This spot is absolutely perfect! When I first spied that hole, the first thing I thought is, “hell I gotta stick my jimmy in that thing.” I climbed up and that hole is as big as casting director, @chrishiter’s mom’s coochie couch! Nonetheless, I believe this location can and will be perfect for, at the very least, 1 scene in the movie. Stay tuned for more movie location scouting reports!
So, we have a working title as was seen in our last report. Our staff is falling into place(and not because the’re drunk). The twit famous @Heathershea (hairstylist to the stars) on twitter just joined our family. @Sh3n3rd(aka her nerdy hottiness) Mitsi also agreed at gunpoint willingly to offer tech support as needed. we’re talking a star studded staff here folks. As some of you may know, or can read here @pokerplasm, inc was caught up in an Estonian centered conspiracy. He has since worked with Interpol and possibly Carmen SanDiego to get his twitter account back. Goon on ya dude, glad to have you back.
Next up, our intrepid location scout @street3 should be filing a scouting report soon. He was believed to be in Kansas at last sighting. There may or may not have been KS State Police involved. Our legal team is sorting out the details as of this writing. We of course, wish on the best for Carse. Because we don’t have the money to bail him out don’t want anything untoward to happen to him.
As for @chrishiter, he is, I’m sure a consummate professional and will not do anything to tarnish our good name. He will be starting in Chi-town and then driving from city to city in an effort to bed screen potential starlets to appear in our feature length film. What girl wouldn’t jump at the chance to star alongside Carse and @kingsteve?
So, the polling has ended. Sorry @chrishiter, looks like Tango & Carse is the winner, if only marginally. Final cout was T&C 10 New Donk City 8 The next step is script/plot ideas. We need a vehicle worthy of @street3 ‘s ummm talents. On second thought, we should aim higher than that. How long would the movie be if it was him getting dqnk and striking out with crackwhores err asian hookers err women and losing at the tables? Sorry, that was @pokerplasm piping in there.
I promised a contest. We will begins accepting plot/script ideas. and one will be drunkenly umm selected after careful consideration on the part of our crack staff. One suggested prize was a 10.00 gift card from Amazon. I’m sure other things will be suggested,and no Carse, a 4 pack of Bud will not be acceptable. @JDvb at Standards and Practices will shoot that down, I’m sure. Needless to say, it will be something good.
It’s late and I will have an update early morning.
Come vote for your choice of titles for our twitter/@street3 movie. Contest for script ideas to follow shortly. After we work out the details.